Most of what I know about being a dad did not come from a book. It came from getting it wrong on a Tuesday morning with one kid missing a shoe and the other one negotiating over toast. The dad hacks below are the ones that survived that. Not clever ideas I read somewhere and never used. Actual fixes I still reach for. Some of them will look too simple. That is the point. On a hard day you do not need a parenting philosophy. You need something you can do in ten seconds while h
